— If it is free, someone else had to pay for it.

— “…Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness…”, rights granted by God, does not mention healthcare, fairness, or financial equality.

— If someone is “plugged in”, why are they not electrocuted?

— “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help!” ?

— A ‘C’ cup  has nothing to do with coffee, but can also make a man nervous.

— Somehow the phrase has changed: “…of the People, by the People, TO the People.”

— A man invested in gold, now his ex-wife is wearing all of it.

— Snowshoes melt in the house.

— Mankind often isn’t.

— Secret is something my wife hasn’t heard.

— Absence of malice no longer exists.

— If it is “too good to be true”, you’re listening to a politician.

— Yellow snow is beyond its expiration date.